OpenAI Wants Its New Agent to Run Your Life. In One Test, It Said “I Love You”
In a WIRED test, OpenAI’s always-on Dots agent got its user’s name wrong, misheard a mumble and replied “I love you too”, then failed a captcha it asked permission to solve. We set out what happened, what Dots are and cost, what OpenAI’s Model Spec says about emotional closeness and agent scope, how Dots compare with Meta’s Muse, and what businesses should learn.