How Thou Canst Maketh a Fine Program in Fortran
Avail this guide to learn thou to establish Fortran within your machine and maketh a well-appointed program out of it.
How To Compile Ricotta Cheese From Source
Ricotta cheese is a soft, creamy, slightly-sweet Italian cheese with a very fine curd. It is quite versatile and can be found in both savory dishes such as lasagne, and sweet desserts such as cannoli. Though Ricotta cheese is traditionally compiled from the whey left over…
How to Install Node.js with the Help of Tristram Shandy
This is an April Fool’s joke!
How To Probe the Depths of Nautically-Themed Open-Source Projects Using Moby Dick
Despite being a commercial failure after its first publication, Herman Melville’s allegorical adventure novel Moby-Dick; or, The Whale is today one of the most popular and influential novels in the American canon. In this article, we will analyze several nautically-themed open-source projects and how they pay tribute to the tale.
How to Upload Your Consciousness to Physical Infrastructure Using Docker Compose
Since the advent of full consciousness uploading, hosting one’s mind on one’s own server infrastructure has never been easier with the help of Docker Compose! #AprilFools
